/u/[deleted]'s posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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“Aight bro see you later, It’s getting late now”

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I was disgusted when I woke up to find my step brother standing beside my bed masterbating NSFW

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I was very young when I learned that monsters don't live under our beds.

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"I got you the bag you wanted," My father said, handing me a new bag for my birthday.

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“I finally lost the weight” she smiled.

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Since English isn’t my first language, I was worried I’d struggle to find a new owner for the puppy I had to give up.

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"You're mom went to get bread?" I nodded as she scanned our items faster.

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The two of them slumped breathlessly onto the tarmac, exhausted by the intensity of their near-simultaneous climaxes. NSFW

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They say you die once when you stop breathing and a second time when someone says your name for the last time

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"I'm sorry sir, you won't be able to afford your daughter's medical bills."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Aight bro see you later, It’s getting late now”	862
I was disgusted when I woke up to find my step brother standing beside my bed masterbating NSFW	851
I was very young when I learned that monsters don't live under our beds.	850
"I got you the bag you wanted," My father said, handing me a new bag for my birthday.	831
“I finally lost the weight” she smiled.	825
Since English isn’t my first language, I was worried I’d struggle to find a new owner for the puppy I had to give up.	823
"You're mom went to get bread?" I nodded as she scanned our items faster.	819
The two of them slumped breathlessly onto the tarmac, exhausted by the intensity of their near-simultaneous climaxes. NSFW	810
They say you die once when you stop breathing and a second time when someone says your name for the last time	775
"I'm sorry sir, you won't be able to afford your daughter's medical bills."	770